john.furniture
Founder · CEO · Inventor of furniture

I invented furniture.

Before me, people mostly stood around. These days I run the company and stream on Twitch, mainly to keep an eye on things. The barber chair was my first invention and I’m still very proud of it.

Watch the CEO live Browse the product line
John's profile picture: a worn red barber chair against a cracked plaster wall. The first chair.
The originalNot for sale
The first chair ever made. Patented hydraulics.

Investor relations

All official company business happens on Twitch. We don’t have an office. We have a stream.

    The product line

    I invented all of these. Every one of them passed our rigorous quality testing.

      Product photos from the Steam guide “Top 10 chairs in gmod”. Models and map © Valve / Facepunch.

      Is the CEO in?

      Knock and find out. Nothing loads until you do.

      Opens the Twitch player right here.

      Did you really invent furniture?

      Yes. Ask anyone who’s sitting down right now.

      So it’s a Garry’s Mod channel?

      No. Some of our products ended up in there. Legal is looking into it.

      Can I buy a chair?

      Nothing is for sale. This is not that kind of company.